Happy Easter loyal readers. Sorry it has been so long since my last post. I have just been too busy running around in the sun all day having the time of my life. Going to beautiful beaches, drinking pina coladas, and eating only the finest foods europe has to offer. I wish for the previous statement to be true except it is actually the exact opposite. Since my last post I have been to the shittiest parts of Austria, Slovenia, Italy, Switzerland, and now I sit in Frankfurt. Enjoying my second Easter in a row in the depth of Europe. It is just as bad as last time. No where to go to celebrate the holiday because everything is closed. So I will settle for my slimy, plain, hard breaded bologna sandwich (no mustard to be found). Last night in Switzerland was almost fun. Dudes got real wasted and they entertained me (sober) for the majority of the evening. Going complete out of order on the days. The show in Slovenia got down graded to a smaller venue because it was the same day as the European hockey finals - Slovenia vs. Austria. So nobody bought tickets. The venue looked like a scene for neverneverland (the one with robin williams). There were tree houses everywhere filled with dirty squatters. Our production office was in a gay bath house with a strange webcam inside the shower. Wonder who was watching me clean my butthole?!?! Then they brought us to this classy restaurant for dinner and we were all stoked... and then the food came out. Yuck!! Garbage!!! GET ME MCDONALDS!!! The show went well. Italy was actually OK. The Italians still refuse to speak English but I know they can. Finally good food in italy. A nice pasta spread with some sausage and grilled veggies. I almost killed a dude because I stupidly plugged an American light (which runs on 110 volts) into an European outlet which runs @ 220 volts (for the retards out there, that is exactly 2 times as much). At first the light was brighter than ever. I turned my back for 2 seconds, I heard an explosion, a scream, saw a huge cloud of smoke, and burn marks everywhere from the molten hot shrapnel that shot out of the light. I found it humorous while no Italians did. They wouldn't let me plug anything else in for the rest of the day without supervision. Played a rock show. Partied in the bunk area with the "Bunk Party Elite" (BPE). Drank way too much, went to bed. I dont really remember anything about the other days. I have a huge zit on my forehead and it is killing me!!! I cant wait to see wait today has in store for me!!!
0 comments:
Post a Comment