Bon Voyage!!!

Disclaimer: This blog was writtin in multiple entries throughout my trip from Amsterdam to Perth, Australia

Here I sit… seat 58C… Malaysian Airlines. 3 hours into an 11 hour flight. Altitude 10090 meters above sea level. Misery is setting in. The only thing keeping me and all other people circumnavigating the globe with me is the fact that we found the website for the hotel we will be staying at in Perth and there is a heated rooftop pool. Guess I am going to have to buy a blender. The lunch options were chicken shit with bunk rice or literally “fish with gils”. I declined to receive either tray. I have taken 4 tylenol PM’s and drank 3 glasses of red wine and my system refuses to let me fall asleep. I am very excited that the European portion of this venture is completed. It feels like this tour has already lasted a lifetime and I have another 2 weeks to go. I am stuck three wide in a row with 2 other full grown men whilst the prick next to me had a whole row of 5 open and he laid down before I could move over there. He is my nemesis, I hate him more than any other human on the planet.

Now I sit in Malaysia, no time to type really because I have to get on another 6 hour flight to Perth, Australia. I find it humorous that there is a cheers bar and grill in the Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. I assure you everyone there did not know my name.

Seat 16A on flight number 105

I can already feeling the sun beating on my shoulder and it is making very anxious to scream aloud “CANNONBALL”. As I plunge my entire person in the deepest section of the rooftop pool at our luxurious hotel. I got a window seat on this flight and I am not happy about it. Of course the “fritz” sitting next to me would not switch seats. We are working out the logistic of obtaining everything we need to make pina coladas without slowing our arrival to the pool area.